Dresses That Look Like Vaginas

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A vag dress is certainly ideal for a Great Gatsby mistress.
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Isla Fisher as Myrtle Wilson in The Great Gatsby.
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A vag dress is certainly ideal for a Great Gatsby mistress.

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Isla Fisher as Myrtle Wilson in The Great Gatsby.

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Lucille Bluth gets in on the vag trend in the new fourth season of Arrested Development.

Lucille Bluth gets in on the vag trend in the new fourth season of Arrested Development.

Nieves Alvares makes a dramatic entrance in vag couture at Cannes.

Nieves Alvares makes a dramatic entrance in vag couture at Cannes.

Vintage Sarah Palin prom vag dress, complete with inbred date.

Vintage Sarah Palin prom vag dress, complete with inbred date.

Armani brings vag couture to the red carpet at Cannes.

Armani brings vag couture to the red carpet at Cannes.

Yiqing Yin puts a hood over one of her striking vag dresses.

Yiqing Yin puts a hood over one of her striking vag dresses.

The color certainly isn’t the most scandalous thing about this Vera Wang wedding gown.

The color certainly isn’t the most scandalous thing about this Vera Wang wedding gown.

Giambattista Valli goes Silence of the Lambs with this fashionable vag look.

Giambattista Valli goes Silence of the Lambs with this fashionable vag look.

This strapless Shoshanna dress gives us a clear picture of what’s underneath.

This strapless Shoshanna dress gives us a clear picture of what’s underneath.

Yiqing Yin hides the vag right in the center with this avant garde creation. 

Yiqing Yin hides the vag right in the center with this avant garde creation. 

Vera Wang features a soft, earth tone vag dress in one of her recent wedding collections.

Vera Wang features a soft, earth tone vag dress in one of her recent wedding collections.

Notte by Marchesa’s carefully hidden vag is subtle and feminine in this one-shoulder cocktail number.

Notte by Marchesa’s carefully hidden vag is subtle and feminine in this one-shoulder cocktail number.

Giambattista Valli’s Fall 2012 puffy patterned vag dress will make the dramatic entrance for you at your next cocktail affair.

Giambattista Valli’s Fall 2012 puffy patterned vag dress will make the dramatic entrance for you at your next cocktail affair.

Yiqing Yin’s ombre dress features a relatively petite opening.

Yiqing Yin’s ombre dress features a relatively petite opening.